Do nerds never sleep?
- Joan Severance
Every part I've done has been for one reason or another-money, or the part, or the director, or the location. I'd like to get one thing that's all of those combined.
- Joan Severance
I definitely feel, when I'm wearing the costume, that I could scare people and hurt them.
- Joan Severance
I did commercials since I was 16, and that's kind of acting, depending on what you're selling.
- Joan Severance
I don't know the Internet-I'm not on it, I don't even have it, so that's all right-I'll just change my name!
- Joan Severance
I don't know why they wanted me-no one had ever seen me do any sort of comedy one way or another, so it couldn't have been that!
- Joan Severance
I don't think I'd want to sit down and listen to people's stories all day long.
- Joan Severance
I have started studying Jiu Jitsu, which is a lot easier for women; it's not a contact sport. Instead of resistance, you become like part of your attacker, and by not resisting you create a very interesting situation of being able to get out easier.
- Joan Severance
I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny.
- Joan Severance
I now have a plan - I haven't had a plan up until this year.
- Joan Severance
I really think the mind of someone who hasn't been welded into place by their work or studios or actors or this whole society is a wonderful mind to work with, so I'd like to do a big picture with an unknown director.
- Joan Severance
I want good and different parts, different from what I've done.
- Joan Severance
I was watching something the other day which started out with five guys walking towards you and one woman, and there you go-it's still being dominated by the male society.
- Joan Severance
I'm ecstatic to be working for Lifetime-it's all female, you read the list, the crew is all women, it's like being on Venus!
- Joan Severance

